We’ve all had them – that one guy that comes in your life, before you even realize it. He’s just hanging out, not causing a scene. But then, you see him for what he is, and you just know that he’s going to hurt you, cost you a lot of money, cause you to stay in bed for many days & leave you scarred for life.
So, you decide you are going to break up with him, on the advice of educated folks. And that’s what I am doing today, breaking up with my boyfriend, Harry. Harry Ovary.
Meet Harry. He is a simple cyst that is in the 10cm range. As my doctor said, “it’s the size of a baby’s head”. And, it’s gotta go. She’s hoping to take it laparoscopically, but, due to the size, she may have to do a full laparotomy. I’ll find out which she one she did when I wake up.
Now, be a good friend and offer to take me out for drinks when this is over, and we can talk about what a crap boyfriend Harry was all night.